Anyone Wanna See My Nuts? – Crazy Squirrel

This hyper-caffeinated squirrel is here to share… but probably not in the way you think. With wide eyes, an unhinged grin, and an energy level somewhere between “double espresso” and “feral,” this shirt makes a bold statement: you came here for a good time, not for subtlety.

🔥 Energy icons:
🐿️ Questionable intentions
☕ Runs on caffeine and chaos
😂 Double-take guaranteed

Perfect for:
People with a squirrel-like attention span
Nut enthusiasts (the edible kind… or not)
Those who believe “too much” is just the right amount
Outdoor festivals, parties, or awkward family gatherings

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

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