Ask Your Doctor – Bull Rider Shirt

Ever wondered if chasing eight seconds of glory is worth a lifetime of medical bills? This shirt doesn’t answer that, but it sure as hell asks the right question. Featuring a bold oil-painting–style rodeo scene, this tee is for anyone who’s ever been bucked off in life.

🔥 Wild west chaos in cotton form
🤠 Cowboy therapy session, no copay required
💸 Financial ruin, now available in your size

Perfect for:
Rodeo fans with a dark sense of humor
Anyone paying off hospital bills
Those who know adrenaline isn’t covered by insurance

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

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