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Big Pecker Energy β Big Woodpecker T-Shirt
Big Pecker Energy β Big Woodpecker T-Shirt
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Confidence? Check. Biceps? Check. Beak that could cut through steel? Double check. This jacked-up woodpecker is here to flex on everyone β literally and figuratively. Perfect for people who believe subtlety is for the weak and double meanings are for the strong.
π₯ Energy icons:
πͺ Gym rat with wings
π¦ Beak-day, every day
π Innuendo so strong itβs protein-packed
Perfect for:
Gym lovers with a dirty sense of humor
People who never skip beak day
Friends who appreciate a well-placed double entendre
Flexing at the gym, bar, or backyard BBQ
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
β’ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
β’ Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.Β² (142 g/mΒ²)
β’ Pre-shrunk fabric
β’ Side-seamed construction
β’ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
β’ Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.
π₯ Energy icons:
πͺ Gym rat with wings
π¦ Beak-day, every day
π Innuendo so strong itβs protein-packed
Perfect for:
Gym lovers with a dirty sense of humor
People who never skip beak day
Friends who appreciate a well-placed double entendre
Flexing at the gym, bar, or backyard BBQ
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
β’ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
β’ Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.Β² (142 g/mΒ²)
β’ Pre-shrunk fabric
β’ Side-seamed construction
β’ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
β’ Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.
Size guide
| Β | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| Β | LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
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