Cow Tippers Anonymous Tee

Welcome to Cow Tippers Anonymous: the only support group where the cover charge is a bucket of grain and shame. 🐄💸
This shirt proudly displays your membership in the world’s most ridiculous secret society — complete with a cow clinging to a pole and cash flying like it just got its tax return. It’s part parody logo, part confession, and 100% guaranteed to make people question your life choices (and that’s the fun part).

🐄 Certified Udder Chaos
💸 Bills raining faster than your impulse control
🙈 For when you can’t even tip yourself
🍺 Sponsored by “bad decisions and light beer”

Perfect For:
Explaining to strangers why you can’t go back to that county fair
Group therapy sessions that never happened
Farmhands with a dark sense of humor
That one friend who thinks “moo” is a personality trait
Regrettable selfies at 2AM

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

Size guide