Cussing Cattle Is Spiritual Warfare – Ranch Life Confession

Sometimes the Lord tests your faith... and sometimes He sends you a heifer with the devil in her eyes. If you’ve ever tried to sort cattle without accidentally inventing new cuss words, this shirt’s your testimony. It’s part sermon, part confessional, and fully relatable to anyone who’s ever chased a cow across three counties.

✝️ Forgive me Father, for I said all of them
🐂 Longhorns and long prayers
📿 90% cow sorting, 10% spiritual screaming

Perfect for:
– Ranchers battling both bovines and demons
– Sunday sinners turned Monday cowboys
– Folks who know Jesus weeps during sorting season

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

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