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Duct Tape Holds Me Together… Diesel Fumes Numb the Pain

Duct Tape Holds Me Together… Diesel Fumes Numb the Pain

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Some folks need therapy. Others just need a roll of duct tape and a fresh hit of diesel fumes. This shirt is for the rough-around-the-edges survivors—the ones held together by sheer spite, caffeine, and whatever was in the back of the truck.

Whether you're fixing what's broken or running on fumes (literally and emotionally), you’ll wear this like a badge of honor. Because mental health comes in many forms—and sometimes it smells like diesel fuel.

✨ Redneck Resilience Energy:
🛠️ Mentally stable… if you don’t poke the duct tape
💨 Diesel: because lavender oil never fixed a timing chain
🧃 Pain? Never heard of her. Just needed zip ties.

✅ Perfect for:
– Shouting “It’s fine!” while something’s clearly not
– Shop therapy (wrench, not retail)
– The guy under the truck in 90° heat
– Explaining your coping mechanisms through fashion

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
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