Finally Took the Trash Out (And It Had a Lawyer)

Therapy? Nah. Just lawyer up, burn the bridge, and buy the shirt.
This shirt isn’t just a declaration—it’s a trophy. You didn’t just survive the manipulation, the gaslighting, and the group texts with their weird family... you walked out of that circus with receipts, full custody of your sanity, and a glow-up they’ll never recover from. and now? You’re free, fabulous, and rocking court-approved savagery. You didn’t just take the trash out. You served it with papers and a side of receipts.
Don’t worry, the shirt costs less than the retainer fee.

🗑️ Took out the trash. Left the trauma.
📞 Blocked their number, unblocked it, re-blocked it for sport
👩⚖️ Gave up half your stuff. Kept all your dignity.

Perfect for:
– Posting a selfie on their mom’s birthday
– Signing those final papers with a glitter pen
– Smiling in your new driver’s license photo
– Drinking wine with your lawyer like it’s a friendiversary

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

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