I Don’t Make the Rules... I Realign Them

Some people follow rules. Others use them as kindling. This shirt is for the chaos coordinators, the passive-aggressive rebels, and the beautifully ungovernable. You’re not a rule breaker—you’re a rule bender, warper, and occasional blowtorch enthusiast.

Perfect for HR meetings, family dinners, or any place where “That’s just how it’s always been” is begging to be rewritten.

✨ Rule-Dodging Energy:
🔥 Set boundaries. Then redraw them in permanent marker.
⚖️ Morally flexible, legally questionable
😈 Strong “Who hurt you?” energy. (It was the system.)

✅ Perfect for:
– Making “suggestions” in mandatory meetings
– Skipping steps but still getting results
– Outwitting your HOA with pettiness and loopholes
– Anyone who considers “unreasonable” a challenge

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

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