I Fix Stuff By Cussing At It

Some people use tools. You use profanity. This shirt is the perfect badge of honor for anyone who knows that swearing at a stubborn bolt, busted mower, or half-broke appliance is 90% of the repair process. Featuring a bold wrench graphic and a laughing emoji flipping double birds, it’s equal parts relatable and ridiculous - just like your DIY skills.

🔧 Profanity-powered engineering
😂 Guaranteed to fix morale, if not the actual problem
🖕 For mechanics, handymen, and anyone who’s ever yelled at a toaster

Perfect for:
Garage tinkerers and weekend warriors
People who fix things with “colorful language”
Anyone who knows cussing is a universal tool

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

Size guide