I Like Your Quack

You ever flip a bird so caked-up you forget how sentences work? This shirt is for those moments. It's not just a pun, it's a bold, unapologetic tribute to the kind of quack that claps back.

Whether you’re complimenting your partner, causing chaos at brunch, or just letting folks know you’ve got mother ducking high standards, this one’s cheeked-up and ready for attention.

✨ Extra Crispy Energy:
🍑 Built like it smuggles bread rolls in both cheeks
👀 Too thicc for flight
🦆 Gots more tail than a pond full of frogs

✅ Perfect for:
– Making grandma squint at Thanksgiving
– Your next awkward Tinder profile pic
– People who say "nice personality" but stare at the assets
– Birdwatching. Aggressively.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

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