I’m Not Free (But I Am on Sale This Week!)

Let’s be real—you're not free. Emotionally, financially, or spiritually. But for a limited time only, you’re a damn bargain. This shirt is for the discount daters, the clearance-rack charmers, and anyone who knows their value drops slightly during holiday weekends.

Bold red tag, unapologetic energy. Wear it like a warning—or an invitation. Your choice.

✨ Markdown Mood Energy:
💸 Emotionally unavailable, but budget-friendly
🛒 Add to cart before I change my standards
🏷️ 100% off my last relationship

✅ Perfect for:
– Showing up to dates with "negotiable expectations"
– Black Friday brawls with dignity
– Laughing through your couponing era
– Reminding your ex you're still out of their price range

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

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