If It Ain’t Broke, I Haven’t Touched It Yet

Ah yes, the universal mechanic’s motto (and the reason we can’t have nice things). Whether you're an overconfident handyman, a professional "improver," or just have an unstoppable urge to fix things that didn’t ask for it — this shirt gets it. Comes with zero warranty, just like your last DIY plumbing job.

🔩 Built with more confidence than qualifications
🔧 Smells faintly of WD-40 and regret
📏 Pairs well with duct tape and plausible deniability

Perfect for:
– Fixers who break before they fix
– Weekend warriors with toolboxes full of chaos
– Dads who “tighten one more thing” until it’s ruined

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

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