I'm Whispered About at Church Potlucks

Some people bring deviled eggs. You bring the scandal.

This shirt is for the ones who always make it onto the prayer list - but never for something holy. Whether it’s your outfits, your opinions, or your entire existence, there’s always a casserole being stirred while your name’s being whispered.

Wear it proud. You've earned the gossip!

🔥 Energy Icons:
🙏 Morally flexible
👀 Center of side-eyes
🥧 Not welcome near the dessert table
⛪ Holy-ish

👌 Perfect For:
Causing theological concern in small towns
Turning “bless your heart” into a threat
Making Karen from choir practice switch seats
Anyone banned from church camp more than once
Anyone rushed to a private group prayer meeting
If you've ever been accused of devil worship (even once)
If your hairstyle might be a bit too trendy, you little punk rocker

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

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