“In the Machine Kinda Guy!” – Excavator Operator

You're not built for shovels, you're built for joysticks and hydraulic vengeance. This tee is for the kings of the cab, the trench-digging tyrants who know the real work happens with a thumb bucket and a bad attitude. Featuring a sad stick figure next to a smug operator in an excavator, this shirt says everything you need—without even climbing down.

🧡 Excavator-powered sarcasm
🚫 Manual labor not included
🔧 Comfort that pairs well with diesel fumes

Perfect for:
– Guys who name their machines
– Turning dirt into money
– Laughing at the dude with the shovel

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

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