Little Seaman on My Shirt

It’s not a stain—it’s a statement. This cheeky little sailor is riding the high seas of double entendre, waving proudly from your chest. Whether you're cruising the boardwalk or making Grandma gasp at brunch, this shirt delivers maximum mischief with minimal effort.

🔥 Energy Icons:
💦 Poor word choices
🧼 Questionable laundry history
👶 Technically accurate
👕 Surprisingly soft for something so inappropriate

Perfect for:
Ruining family photo day
Bachelor party bar crawls
Friends who deserve better
Navy dads with a dirty sense of humor

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

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