M.I.L.F. – Mentally Ill. Lovably Feral.

For the woman who’s one impulsive decision away from a mugshot, but still somehow magnetic as hell. This shirt doesn’t ask for attention, it demands it. With blood-red claw marks and a kiss that says “run or ruin your life,” this tee screams chaotic hotness wrapped in unstable energy. Perfect for first dates, court appearances, or grocery store meltdowns. Flattering, soft, and guaranteed to make people question their safety, and their choices.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

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