Nipples Don’t Lie (I’m in the Area)

Hard facts. Soft cotton. This shirt delivers a bold message backed by science* - if your nips are perking up, you're probably within proximity of pure attraction. Or maybe it’s just cold. Either way, now there's a shirt to explain it.
(*Not actually backed by science. But definitely backed by the Laws of Attraction.)

👀 Undeniable aura
🥶 Ambient temperature scapegoat
🔘 Graphic stimulation
👕 Surprisingly soft… just like you hoped

Perfect for:
That friend who thinks they’re irresistible
First dates that need icebreakers
Making strangers very uncomfortable at Trader Joe’s
Reminding people you’re the main character

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

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