Nuttier Than Trail Mix. (Basically, I'm a snack)

Some people bring peanuts to the party. You are the whole trail mix. This shirt is a deliciously unhinged way to announce to the world that you’re equal parts salty, sweet, and just a little extra crunchy. Topped off with a charming peanut-in-a-top-hat graphic, it’s the classy way to admit you’re snackable… and maybe slightly unstable.

🥜 High in protein, higher in personality
😂 Lightly roasted (emotionally and otherwise)
👀 Basically, you’re a snack - and everyone knows it. Duh!

Perfect for:
Self-proclaimed “nutcases”
Friends who are somehow both sweet and salty
Anyone who knows they’re way more fun than just plain peanuts

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

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