Sorry I’m Late (My Dog Was Humping a Stranger’s Leg)

You were going to be on time. Really.
But then your dog decided to commit an act of public embarrassment, and suddenly you’re negotiating with a stranger about boundaries and dry cleaning.
This shirt captures the absurdity of pet ownership and unapologetic lateness in one beautiful, chaotic package. Bonus: it’s a great way to clear space in a line.

🔥 Energy Icons:
🐕 Public disturbance
🕒 Time is a suggestion
🙃 Shameless honesty
🚫 Not leash-trained

👌 Perfect For:
People whose dogs are overly “affectionate”
Showing up late and doubling down
Park dads with a sense of humor
Anyone who’s ever had to say, “Sorry, he’s just really friendly…”


This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

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