Stinkies All You Can Eat Chili Bar

If you're the kind of person who laughs in the face of gastrointestinal danger, welcome to Stinkies—where the chili's bottomless, and so is your regret. This shirt features the legendary mascot of flavor-packed poor decisions, and proudly reminds everyone of the golden rule:

Never eat chili at a place called Stinkies!

✨ Spicy Disaster Energy:
🚽 Full bowl, empty soul
💨 No refunds, just consequences
💩 Proud survivor of "what happened at Stinkies"

✅ Perfect for:
– Your next family cook-off sabotage
– Chili festivals where taste meets trauma
– That friend who thinks “mild” is for cowards
– Replacing dignity with digestion-based humor

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

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