Therapy Doesn’t Work

Think therapy is helping? Think again. This shirt says what your inner voice already knows: “Therapy Doesn’t Work (Because you lie there too).”
It’s blunt, it’s dark, it’s painfully accurate, and it’s printed nice and bold so nobody misses the punchline.

🛋️ Couch optional, sarcasm mandatory
🧠 Brain still scrambled? At least your outfit makes sense
😂 Therapy bills: $300/hour. This shirt: Cheaper and way funnier
👕 Soft tee, hard truth

Perfect For:
Dodging small talk at parties
Making your therapist laugh nervously
Anyone who’s already dead inside but still wants drip
People who collect bad coping mechanisms and comfy cotton

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

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