Makes Me Look HUGE!

Black makes you look slimmer? What? Yeah, NO… this black shirt makes you look HUGE! So HUGE that we might start selling black cotton tubes to hold rolls of quarters or for picking up women at bars.

With bold white muscles splashed across a solid black tee, the punchline hits below the belt: “This black shirt makes me look HUGE!” You know the deal - if you paint it black, it looks bigger. An instant crowd-pleaser for any woman… I mean, anyone who appreciates humor with a little edge.
It’s not about the gym, it’s not about reps - it’s about laughs. And this shirt is loaded, probably like the guy wearing it.

Energy Icons & Flair:
💪 Instant abs without the crunches
😂 Punchline guaranteed to get double-takes
🍆 Optical illusion humor that ahem “measures up”
👕 Soft tee, hard jokes
🎉 Party, bar, BBQ, or gym - the laughs travel with you
🔥 The perfect gag gift for guys who don’t take themselves too seriously

Perfect for:
Remembering this black tee only makes you look bigger
Dropping laughs harder than your workout playlist
Guys who claim their gains are all natural (sure, buddy)
Wingman duty: this shirt does the talking for you
That friend who swears size doesn’t matter (but secretly hopes it does)

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

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