This Dog Gets More Wieners Than Your Mom on Karaoke Night

Sure, he’s cute. But don’t let that tongue fool you - this dog’s living a wiener-filled life your mom can only dream of between verses of “Before He Cheats.”
Whether you’re here to offend strangers, trigger exes, or just confuse dog lovers, this shirt delivers the kind of unholy combination of cuteness and savagery that TryCrying is known for. Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Or wear it to your next family reunion and see who disowns you first.

🔥 Energy Icons:
🌭 Too many hot dogs, not enough shame
🎤 Karaoke menace
🐶 Dangerously adorable
💅 Passive-aggressive genius

👌 Perfect For:
Weaponizing dog imagery in public
Destroying small talk in one glance
People who start fights at Applebee’s
Your friend who’s “just kidding” (but isn't)
Making Grandma ask questions you’re not answering

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

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