Try Crying Brewing Co. – Fermented With Rage & Regret

Welcome to the Try Crying Brewing Company, where every emotional breakdown is barrel-aged and regret is just another secret ingredient. This shirt pairs well with bitter IPA, unresolved trauma, and that one ex you swore you were over.

Perfect for bar crawls, beer snobs, or anyone whose coping mechanisms now come with a head of foam. Rage responsibly.

✨ Distilled Dysfunction Energy:
? Aged in therapy. Bottled in sarcasm.
⚡ Bold notes of denial, subtle hints of poor decisions
? Flat carbonation, but explosive personality

✅ Perfect for:
– That guy at the bar who says “I’m fine” way too fast
– Emotional support beer pong
– Drinking alone, but make it artisanal
– Replacing brunch with bitterness and barley

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

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