Wanna See My Pecker? – Woodpecker T-Shirt

Subtle? Absolutely not. This smug woodpecker is rocking a “censored” bar and a confidence level most people only dream of. Perfect for people who like their humor like their coffee... bold, a little dirty, and guaranteed to get a reaction.

🔥 Energy icons:
🐦 Beak-first attitude
🙈 Definitely not HR-approved
😂 Laughs guaranteed in awkward settings

Perfect for:
Bird lovers with questionable humor
People who enjoy double takes and double meanings
Those who believe innuendo is an art form
Parties, bars, and anywhere small talk needs derailing

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

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