“When All Else Fails… Try Crying"

For those moments when caffeine, therapy, and passive-aggression just aren’t cutting it. This shirt speaks for you in the most emotionally defeated, professionally typeset way possible. Whether you're wearing it to cope, promote, or provoke, this is the one that says it all - twice.

💬 Says it softly
🧠 Hits a little too close
👕 Pairs well with bad decisions

Perfect for:
– Days that started okay and ended in court
– Making your therapist question their career path
– Reminding everyone what the brand stands for (besides chaos)

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

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