With Friends Like You, Who Needs Enemas?

You know the type—smiles in your face, stabs you in the back, and then somehow plays the victim. This shirt is your subtle (or not-so-subtle) way of saying, “Thanks for the trauma, Tiffany.” Whether it’s a frenemy, an ex-friend, or just a walking red flag in a friendship bracelet, this one’s for them.

It's petty. It’s pointed. And it’s wrapped in a smiley face with both middle fingers up. Just like your "friend."

✨ Chaotic Good Energy:
🔪 Betrayal with a side of brunch
🤡 Laughing through the loyalty wounds
🖕 Delivered with a grin and a grudge

✅ Perfect for:
– Wearing to the group hang they weren’t invited to
– Passive-aggressively showing up to their birthday
– Sending anonymously (we’re not saying to do it… but…)
– Turning trauma into fashion, one petty tee at a time

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

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