You Make Me Wish I Had More Middle Fingers

Some people rise above it. Some take the high road. And then there’s you—clapping back with a stick figure and six middle fingers because two just didn’t cut it. This shirt is for those moments when being polite feels like a betrayal of your personality. Wear it like a battle flag. You didn’t come for peace—you came for catharsis.

✨ Unfiltered Rage Energy:
🖕 Out of fingers, not out of feelings
💢 Weaponized sarcasm
👕 Surprisingly soft for someone this pissed off

✅ Perfect for:
– Meetings that could've been emails
– Family dinners with passive-aggressive prayer requests
– Your ex’s engagement party
– Any Monday before coffee.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.

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